How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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