hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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