Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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