I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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