Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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