Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I wear drunk well.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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