You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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