Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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