I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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