ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
this just has baby written all over it
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
My day in three words: secret purse cake
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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