Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
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