Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
is it fun? or sober?
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