I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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