At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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