Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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