imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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