Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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