susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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