I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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