Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
