Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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