'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
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The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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