Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes

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(847): View more from Illinois

I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today

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(713): View more from Texas

I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.

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(516): View more from New York

I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'

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(406): View more from Montana

I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.

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(951): View more from California

she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."

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