I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.