she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Watching her eat just hurts me
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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