My friends, they love my intelligence
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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