I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
The power of my boobs compel you
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Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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