Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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