I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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