I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
vagina is talking i cant
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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