Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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