He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I need to calm my uterus...
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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