everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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