just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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