Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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