a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Semen is not good for contacts.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I need water and some morals
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Randomize
