dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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