just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
