i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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