What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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