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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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