I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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