Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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