ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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