I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
he thought i was a dude.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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