Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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