Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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