it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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