dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
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no. you can't hotbox the world.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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