Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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