Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
