Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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