Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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