garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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