took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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