Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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