at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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