dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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